Battleground state?

I've heard that Virginia is a battleground state. That sounded quite interesting so I made my way here to check it out. I'm always interested in learning about history, soldiering, and military strategy.



So far, it's all been very friendly. No sign of soldiers anywhere. I wonder where the fighting is going on? I think I'll head inside and ask.

This nice lady held me up so I could read this more easily.

"Virginia is for Lovers"?

Now I'm really confused.

I guess this where you go when you want to quarrel with your beloved?

[Deep sigh] I really wanted to see some soldiers.